A Fact About Steve #5

I can be a klutz.  A perfect example of this happened today:

I grabbed my coffee mug and ran for the ringing phone.  As I was heading down the hallway, from the kitchen, to the family room; my hand brushed up against the brick wall.  The mug shattered in my hand.  I’m not sure what hurt more:  The shards of ceramic which led to five stitches, or the piping-hot java, spilling all over my bleeding hand?

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Unrelated:  I’m noticing a lot of new visitors.

Take a moment to sign my Guest Book.

How is Everyone?

Stamp Rant

I just bought a book of stamps!

Then, I watch the news and find that it’s going up by a cent (like this coming week).  Why does it feel like they’ve just raised the price?  I guess I’ll have to buy one cent stamps, to go along with the book, I just got?

How Annoying.

OB-LA-DI, OB-LA-DA

Text is written in the color, “Medium Orchid.”
Well, because it was my Mom’s favorite flower.

Some Fond Memories:

1.  Each of her kids felt like they were her favorite child.

2.  Her laugh was contagious.

3.  Her cooking breakfast, every morning.

4.  Coming home from school to find random gifts on my bed.

5.  Her awkwardness over teaching the “Birds & the Bees.”

By the way, I was moved by—-> this post.

Ryan & Scarlett

Unless you’ve been living under a rock, then I’m sure you’ve heard that Ryan Reynolds is getting married.  That’s right, Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are engaged.  Reynolds was previously engaged to Alanis Morisette.   I’m sure the hippy chick will be releasing an album, singing all about her former squeeze (a crazed, angst-filled, follow-up to You Oughta Know).  Heck, I may release my own record, expressing my woes.  I, and millions of others, have crushed over Ryan Reynolds, for years.  He sure would make a hot DILF, don’t you think?

Skidmarks Protect Money

After so many years out West, I learned to keep a stash of cash in my house.  This seemed wise because of the prevalence of earthquakes.  I didn’t want to be without money, for days, while ATM’s were down and banks were closed.  After 9/11, I increased the amount of dough, for safe-keeping, within my home.  I even bought a small, floor safe (and had it installed).  But, then I discovered this product (in the picture).  It’s an underwear safe; complete with faux skidmarks.  What burglar is gonna rummage through poop-stained briefs?  It’s fool-proof, and only $11.  So, for those who insist upon buying me underwear and socks, for my upcoming birthday, I offer this compromise. 

Favorite Beatle?

I was born before The Beatles broke up.  But, I was too young to appreciate that whole experience, while it was happening.  The thing is, The Beatles were so popular, that their music played continuously (on Top 40 and Rock radio) well into the late 80’s.  I grew up, listening to all of their tunes.  Then, right around the time Grunge became mainstream, The Beatles were shuffled to the Oldies stations.  My favorite Beatle has always been John Lennon, hands down.  Who was your favorite?

American Idle

For the first time, ever, I’m going to watch American Idle (yes, I purposely spelled it wrong).  I’ve never, even, watched a second of this show, before.  All’s I know is that blogland is incessantly talking about it.  I’ll update this post, after I watch the show.  By the way, I purposely showed a picture of Simon Cowell, cuz he has some serious man boobs.  Update:  I crack myself up!!!!  I can’t watch American Idol cuz my cable is out!  I don’t think it’s meant to be.  Some may wonder why I just don’t watch regular television.  Well, I’m too close to the downtown towers to get good reception (I tried).  All’s I have to say is, “It (cable) better be back up by the time Law & Order, SVU comes on, at 10.”

Faking Orgasms

One of my favorite movie scenes:In all honesty, has anyone ever faked an orgasm?  And to commenter, Ed—–> I know you’re a virgin.  But, have you ever faked it while masturbating?