Birthday Hint
Another useful gadget for my upcoming birthday, is the MacGyver Multi-Tool. To the layman, it looks like a paper clip. But for those who’ve watched the show, clearly it’s more than just a paper clip. With this inexpensive, Multi-Tool, I could become Baltimore’s next Action Hero. And for less than $5, it’s guaranteed to channel my brain-power into saving the world; cuz it’s stamped with, “As Seen on TV.”
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April 27, 2008 at 8:43 pm
That is funny shit!
Steve—->
April 27, 2008 at 10:02 pm
Nope, you’re getting sock and underware
Steve—->
April 27, 2008 at 10:03 pm
Socks
Steve says, “But I could save the world!”
May 2, 2008 at 12:04 am
“As Seen On TV” is absolutely the finest endorsement it could receive. Absolutely. It’s a must-have. As an added bonus, the package features a really bad drawing of the actor who plays MacGyver (whose name I should probably know, but don’t)
Steve says, “That’s Richard Dean Anderson sporting the faux mullet.”
May 3, 2008 at 9:17 am
That is too funny, but I am still trying to figure out what is happening in that drawing on the package. Is he standing next to a headless midget?
Steve says, “I can see why you’d see that since the man stooping down is bald. But he’s merely cowering to the incredible explosion brought about by the MacGyver Multi-tool.”