Search Engines
Am I the only one who is fascinated by what people search for, on the net? Below are the most common key words bringing folks to my blog. Seems that if it has to do with: genitalia, nudity, sex, DILF, or beautiful people - surfers are all over it. What does that say about our society? Anyhow, what phrases bring readers to your site? Do you know?
Christopher Meloni, Christopher Meloni Oz, Christopher Meloni penis, Christopher Meloni naked
Real Pussy, Pussy Place, Robot Pussy, Artificial Pussy, Robo Perv, Artificial Pussies
Homeless People, Homeless Person, Homeless
Tags: Artificial Cat, Ben Cohen, Chris Meloni, DILF, Farrah Fawcett, Homeless, NSFW, Search Engines, Technology
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July 6, 2008 at 3:34 pm
I have no idea. I dont even have a counter. I don’t know if anyone ever finds my site from a search engine.
Steve says, “I never seeked out stats. They’re built into WordPress.”
July 6, 2008 at 4:31 pm
Over the last 30 days:
aldo rossi 283
grapefruit 243
pumpkin 226
rotterdam 225
fruit cake 86
Last year:
mushroom 3,726
fruitcake 2,902
underdog 2,883
aldo rossi 2,327
rotterdam 2,289
Steve says, “Well, it’s good to know that it isn’t all smutty things people are surfing.”
July 6, 2008 at 8:32 pm
Top 10 since creation of my blog:
david boreanaz
owen wilson
surprised
spider monkey
wishing well
menday
jeff corwin
wish upon day
gay smiley
logical fallacy
watermelon
Steve says, “I have a few phrases that made the list like, “Wish upon day.” But they weren’t any where near the top ten.”
July 6, 2008 at 9:14 pm
Lately the most popular search is on missing persons and the title of my blog.
Have a great Monday!
Steve says, “You too, Kim.”
July 7, 2008 at 9:12 am
Lots of weird stuff but here are my fave three in the last 24 hrs
“jizz cookies” (we were accosted by a drunk teen at a theme park)
“Tony Blair Shirtless” (nearly 4 years since I posted that picture and still…)
“beef ball pride toronto fucking on stage” (I mention the ball but not the fucking…)
Steve is LOL @ Tony Blair Shirtless
July 7, 2008 at 10:39 am
Jeff Corwin, I didn’t think anybody knew about him. I have had a secret crush on this fine young man for ages. He travels the world alone and claims to have a wife back in Massachusetts but she must be very understanding to allow him to go into the wilderness with just a hunky camera guy.
Steve says, “Yeah, I’ve crushed over him for a long time.”
July 7, 2008 at 1:46 pm
“city hall” san francisco
40 year old birthday gags
office flashing
glass floor
aquarium
yosemite park shut down on july 2
city hall
castro nude street walking
jellyfish
“old world rye loaf”
Yesterday
Search Views
alamo park san francisco
france city hall
cantigny
baker beach beer
alexi giannoulias pictures
chicago pride parade pictures 2008
‘gay toga attire’
san francisco 1981
jelly fish background
Definitely a myriad of search terms.
Steve says, “Doesn’t it make ya wonder who would be looking for old world rye loaf?
July 7, 2008 at 3:16 pm
I check them, and I love the weird link-ins.
But without a doubt, my major blog identifier is a post I did during Feb 2007 to Howard Stern’s video of a Small Penis Competition. Yesterday there were 147 people checking it out!!!!
Steve says, “It’s interesting how postings get hit in ‘waves.’ One post, of mine, usually gets a dozen hits a day. But every now and then, it spikes into the hundreds. By the way, I linked your ‘Stern Penis Entry” into your comment.”
July 7, 2008 at 10:48 pm
OMG I just watched that video and sent the link to a friend.
Unbelieveable! And that’s all I’m going to allow myself to say.
Steve says, “There are at least 3 videos that I linked in the story, and a few under comments. But thanks for passing any of them along!”
July 8, 2008 at 1:34 am
Thus far the oddest I’ve discovered to find my site is (and all in ONE search):
“Big Horse Dick Nose Jizz”
…perhaps most odd (or disturbing) is the fact that this search led him/her to my site. hmmmm…
Steve says, “Clearly they were searching for your dog, Bagel.”
July 8, 2008 at 7:37 am
I can’t play… I don’t know how marry me to do this with Blogspot… you love me I’ll do a little research… I’m trying kiss me something new Steve… Subliminal Messages in my comments… Feel anything yet?
Love from Atlanta
Steve says, “I feel like I just had an affair.”
July 9, 2008 at 7:57 am
Oh dear. Here are some of mine:
- Tattoo on the butt
- South Carolina law and unruly children rehabilitation
- Places that sell live pigs in upstate SC
- Mars attacks Barack
- Inbred bible belt
- Gay selfsuck <—-I have no idea how that popped up. No, really.
- Did George Carlin live in a houseboat?
- Craziest funeral
- Cannibalism joke in the bible
- 13 bad ass
TOP SEARCH:
- Stephen Moller <—-Gay basher in Greenville SC. This has been on top word search, or close to it, since the story broke.
Steve says, “Something tells me that self-sucking is something a straight guy would want to accomplish, as well.”
July 9, 2008 at 1:35 pm
I always wonder about search engines and what they would pull up.
Steve says, “You should take a look at your wordpress stats. All that info is there, and it’s fun to look at, sometimes.”
July 9, 2008 at 3:26 pm
beercan hats
feather roach clips
game to cut real peoples hair
my boobies bounce too much
cooper’s corridor
earth day is stupid
boobies
games where you cut girls hair (these ALWAYS come from SE Asia!)
The list is endless! Most of these, I can understand where they came from and why my blog came up but I get some that have me doing a doubletake sometimes.
Steve says, “I’m sure that all of us have some that leave us scratching our heads.”
July 9, 2008 at 9:45 pm
It’s usually dandruff that leaves me scratching my head.
Steve—>