Kinda Like Craigs List, but Not Really ♥√♣
Now that the election’s over, shall we get shallow….again? I think we should, which is why I’m asking interweb folks to: Help Accessorize Steve Rebooted’s NYC Apartment. Come on!!!! It won’t wear down the noggin. The help I’m asking for is a far cry from what our nation went through this evening. Tonight, we made history.
But, I can think of another thing which would make me very proud: A Table Topper. Helping me select the right item would be appreciated. The table’s used less for eating, and more for playing games, drinking coffee, reading the paper, and occassional sex acts. So what should I put on top of it (candles, runner, tablecloth, placemats, flowers)?
Tags: Feedback, Interior Design, Obama, Table Toppers, Worth A Look
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November 5, 2008 at 9:59 am
try jonathanadler.com
Steve says, “What a cool site, thanks!”
November 5, 2008 at 2:36 pm
My husband used to design this kind of stuff back when he had a job. Our house is full of table toppers. Come and get one and make one less thing for me to have to dust. Or else just put a well-placed dildo there.
Steve says, “What color should I choose for a dildo, and should it be in a nice dish surrounded by rocks and pine cones? I’m so bad at these things.”
November 5, 2008 at 3:33 pm
I stole a crapload of mouth blown glass from my college roommate back in the wild 80s. I love a good oblong-shaped piece of shiny.
Go country kitchen: a lazy susan and a nude cowboy on it.
Steve says, “I’m a big fan of mouth blowing…..er….I’d thought about a lazy susan. But if I have a nude cowboy on it, how would anyone know he’s a cowboy if he’s nude?”
November 5, 2008 at 4:04 pm
a big lucite container of live, lucky bamboo, of course!
yay.
Steve says, “Good tip! Wow! Great to hear from ya, was wondering how you’ve been since ya quit the blog.”
November 5, 2008 at 10:49 pm
A round vase with flowers inside would be nice. Or perhaps a life size nude male marble statue leaning against the table. That would be a real conversation starter.
Steve—->
November 5, 2008 at 11:18 pm
It looks fine to me the way it is. Minimalist, and less to dust.
Steve says, “I’m very much a minimalist, when it comes to decorating; but still feel that it needs something.”
November 7, 2008 at 3:45 pm
I think it should be seasonal… you could do something really autumny now, and it would look cool. I would go to Michaels crafts. They have some good stuff and you can design and make it yourself!
Steve says, “Very good tip, spanks!”
November 7, 2008 at 10:04 pm
I missed the design part of my gay gene. …and the shopping one. …and the dance music one. I just like to have sex w/men. THAT is how I keep my membership card!
Steve’s LOL
February 1, 2009 at 2:22 am
Was that last comment supposed to make sense?
Steve says, “Yup, the last comment makes 100% sense to me! Damn, you spammers are getting good; by way of leaving comments that actually appear to be coming from a human. So I deleted your link for that divorce lawyer thingie; because spam’s spam. Besides, I can’t get married where I live! Ya know?”